The Not Real HouseBoys of Santa Fe

The six houseboys in matching colored tuxedos lined up in front of the Santa Fe adobe estate: Clint in yellow, Benji in green, Milo in orange, Tanner in red, Jaych in blue and Erik in purple holding a cake.

A billionaire is dying in Santa Fe. Six houseboys want the fortune. The cameras are always on.

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The will says one name

The old man is leaving everything to his favorite houseboy. Nobody knows who that is yet, so every boy on the estate is out to prove it's him.

Do the chores

Scrub the pool, tune the cars, groom the horses. Get caught on camera working hard and the old man takes notice.

Sneak a hookup

Chores wear you out. A quick rendezvous with another houseboy gets your energy back, if you can find a room without a lens in it.

Dodge the cameras

Every room is watched. Caught working is a bonus. Caught doing anything else is a scandal.

Meet the boys

Six staff, six colors, one inheritance. Each boy plays his own deck of tricks in the online game.

Jaych's headshot

Jaych

Pool boy

Keeps the water sparkling and the deck chairs warm. Always within sight of the hot tub.

Tanner's headshot

Tanner

Tool boy

If it's broken, he'll fix it. If it isn't, he'll find a reason to check it anyway.

Benji's headshot

Benji

Garden boy

Prunes the roses, waters the cactus and knows every blind spot behind the hedges.

Milo's headshot

Milo

Car boy

Polishes the collection in the garage. Spends a suspicious amount of time in the back seats.

Erik's headshot

Erik

Kitchen boy

Runs the kitchen like a tight ship. The pantry door locks from the inside.

Clint's headshot

Clint

Stable boy

Up before dawn with the horses. The hayloft has the best view on the estate.

Try a chore run

A taste of the dice from the game. Roll three at a time. Wins add up, blanks get rolled again. Push your luck, but stop before the cameras catch you or you collapse from exhaustion.

  • ★ Win: banked toward the chore
  • · Blank: roll it again
  • ◉ Camera: three and you're caught
  • z Tired: three and you're done

Harder chores pay the same but hide more cameras.

Liked that? The full game adds cards, rival boys, hookups and a whole mansion of cameras.

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Pick a chore and roll.

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HouseBoy is live in your browser. Play solo against rival boys, or pass one device around and play with friends.

  • Free demo: a smaller mansion and a few of the boys, no purchase needed
  • The full Glamcock Estate: unlock every room and every boy's deck
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Bought the full estate? Sign in to the game and paste your itch.io download link to unlock it on every device.

Watch the webcomic

The Not Real HouseBoys of Santa Fe is an episodic comic on TikTok. Start with "The Will," then meet each boy in his own exposé before Season 1 kicks off.

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Play the board game

Players race around the Santa Fe estate, from the Arboretum to the Garage, playing action cards to help themselves and trip up their rivals.

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Season standings

Every game played online counts toward the season. Here's how the race for the fortune is going.

Inheritances won by each boy

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